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My newest guilty pleasure the past several months has been watching the Bachelor/Bachelorette. The Bachelorette finale was the other night and so I invited some of our awesome friends over to share in the moment and watch Emily make her final decision. Yay Jef! #teamjef

 

I got the idea from another blog to write down all our comments as we watched the drama go down and none of our friends knew I was doing this until I read all their comments at the end of the show. Haha, so great. FYI- K= Kiarra, S= Sandro, B= Brent E = Eric, C= (me), J= Joe, O= Olivia. If you know any of these people it will be an even better reading experience.

Enjoy!

K: LOUDER turn it up, oh chris

B: Am I gonna love the boys on this?

K: Right now!

S: (mumbling Italian to himself)

C: there is something weird about her bum

S: there is NOTHING wrong with her bum

B: I do not like her

C: love that white suit swim suit

S: I’m going to have an infinity edge pool into my grass   (??)

K: her mom’s hair is awful and I don’t like her voice

B: I.. I... think she’s has some work done (as he gets up close to the tv to check)

B: Ughh is he like mormon or something?

C: Her family is actually eating that food?

K: Yeah, it’s only for show

C: I like Jef's tan

K: I like this popcorn

S: Butter good. Popcorn.. only for butter

C: her dad looks disappointed in her choice of Jef

E: Is that kid like 19? (Jef)

B: Being grounded isn’t always a good thing

C: what?

E: Dude this is so buttery (about the popcorn)

C: Arie!!!!!

S: Arie’s a tool!

E: would you guys rather be in prison??? Or…. ..............Watching the bachelorette and eating buttery popcorn?

K: S: AND B: PRISON!!

K: I like Jef better

S: Jef’s gotta win

B: She’s pretty fab (on Emily’s mom)

C: Awkard Arie

C: I love that red blanket her mom is wearing

B: Arie seems gay... (looks closer at the screen)... Yeah for sure

C: Her brother is a scary southern man

S: It’s about time (to joe and Olivia as they arrive late)

C: Why is Arie so pale?

K: Arie needs his nose straightened

K: I don’t like the way he kisses her, creepy!

C: Pick em both! I would

C: Her parents are not helping make this decision any easier

C: This camera man sucks.. so shaky

K: They must have forgot the tripod

B: The work that she has had done is actually great, her forhead is amazing

J: She’s such a brat trust me, I read a lot of trashy magazines

J: Why did you do your hair like that? (Jef)

O: I can’t believe you guys have TV! (A little late into the show)

J: I can’t handle this crap

O: Oh Brad! I actually watched that season

C: Jef is a little manipulative, but I still LOVE him

J: He’s very eloquent “like I don’t know”

E: I’m sorry, where is this beach?

S: Curacao

E: Where?

J: Coruscant (Star Wars)

S: Curacao!!

C: Beach hair is not a good look on him

B: So good! (popcorn)

S: Fast forward this crap! (commercials)

O: Wahooo!

J: Oh he’s so natural

E: She breaks her neck (hypothetical)

C: Kids are such showoffs

E: So how does Emily feel about him being mostly mormon?

O: How many seasons of this show are there?

K: This show has provided the best FHE’s I’ve had in years!

B: Yeah he’s cute now.... but won’t be when he is older

C: Best veneers ever!

E: I don’t like them on her

S: who has veneers??

C: Emily!

E: How old is she?

C: 26

E: what!???!!

C: I like that shirt on him

S: They are a very boring couple

C: At least in front of the camaras

C: I hate the knee rub

C: Nice book! Did you pick that up at the local tourist shop?

E: Eeww they’re macking

B: Like really? Are you sure? Are you sure you love her?

E: What? Go home and look at pictures?

C: Did she just call him honey?

B: What?

J: The rain....

C: I love chris.

E: He looks more her type (About Chris)

J: She just wants to know how much each guy makes $$

C: She plays with her hair too much

K: This isn’t fair! We’re not supposed to know this until the end!

J: She is an ugly cry-er, It’s a good thing Olivia doesn’t cry

J: Eric your house is freezing!

E: What is wrong with you, Joe!?

C: There is something about Arie's walk that is somewhat gay to me

C: Is he making a salad?

K: I think it’s perfume

C: I Feel bad for him right now

K: I don’t

E: He knows it can’t be good, look at that place they’re meeting

E: He is gay

C: She is talking to him like a child

E: This is SO awkward

J: “I’m pregnant”

C: This is so sad for him

J: I made a love potion for you, are you freaking kidding me

K: Don’t act like that, just say it!

J: “I saw your bank account” and now I have to say goodbye to you

E: well apparently he’s not everything, but he does have a nice body I guess.

S: yeah!

C: Poor guy!!

J: It’s a game show!

K: There’s no money!

C: He smacks her (hypothetical)

C: I feel so bad for him

K: He almost slammed his leg in the door

C: Yay! JEF!!

K: JEF! I knew he was gonna win!

E: I wanna go there

C: Let it out Arie, let it out!

J: Dramatic shot, stand by the water

C: He’s picking out a ring!!

O: Fun! Okay I’ll watch this part

C: Lifetime? Don’t you mean eternity Jef?

S: He’s a little cloudy on time frames

C: I love that outfit, hate the walk on the beach

C: love those earirngs

S: What is she going to the prom?

O: He looks NICE!

C: Sexy suit

C: That gown really is fabulous

S: You wouldn’t even look good in that suit Joe! I dare you to try it on!

J: Olivia thinks we love each other more than you love each other (addressed to Sandro & Kiarra)

C: omg omg omg

K: He’s like ten

C: He kinda reminds me of Zac Efron

J: Let’s awkwardly kiss

E: He looks short

E: Doubt it!!

J: Or poor

E: He’s already going to propose?!

K: They always do!

C: Get on your knee!!!

C: Ohhh please say yes!

E: Wellllll, that wasn’t very convincing!

C: Her arm looks skinny

E: The music

C: The drama

C: What the song? 90s anyone?

(All singing), I am the man, who will fight for your honor.......

K: What is this song?!

E: Kiarra! What is wrong with you!

S: This song is way before K was born..

K: I knew he’d win!

C: I love her dress, plum is so in right now

S: What about plump?

C: Never!

J: What is it about Jef? MONEY!

E: I’m bored....